Carsey, our crackerjack millennial community nurturer, showed me the hilarious “New Age Bullshit Generator” – as she knows how worthless I find most “New Age” approaches to genuinely helping us feel better.
“By condensing we exist. Rejuvenation is a constant.
You and I are starseeds of the totality.”
What?!
Take a moment to read the comments section and you’ll find laugh-hardy reactions to the Generator. For example:

• “This is pure gold. As a recovered New Ager, I couldn’t be more thrilled to know I’m not the only one who used to wonder, ‘What the hell are they talking about?'”
• “The perfect antidote to people who post this sort of thing on Facebook.”• “This speaks like a politician! Phenomenal!”• “My wife pays her ‘counselor’ to spew this nonsense! A waste of money.”
New Age “Positive Thinking”
I personally wandered aimlessly in this New Age jungle for years trying to connect with something (anything!) to “fix myself.” In brilliant parody, the “New Age Bullshit Generator” mocks what it calls New Age poppycock, which has sucked-in countless people including myself looking for relief from unrelenting troubling emotions. In fact when you check-out the Generator and its comments – you’ll see a cascade of annoyed people who went down the dead end New Age path.

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